👑Queen👑
American Horror Story: *massive amounts of gore, death, and mutilation*
Me: *smiles and eats chicken nuggets*

tensioned:

my anaconda wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

moistflow:

picking up something in front of your crush 

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really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad